All I have to do is just find someone who can go MIRROR: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer. Come on. FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. Calm down. I'd-- uh, uh(sighs) I'm in trouble. FARQUAAD: Brave knights! the lovers elliot oracle; sad drawings easy step by step You can't catch me. GUARDS: Two! FARQUAAD: Congratulations, ogre. SHREK: Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. SHREK: You don't have to tell me anything, princess. He continues walking through the parking lot. SHREK: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom. You are ugly. FIONA: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are! Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush, which happens to be a blue flower with red thorns, and takes off running. Farquaad proudly tries on his crown. Don't get all slobbery. SHREK: Donkey, two things, okay? (stomps off). The priest is gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until -- Hey, no, wait. His smile is only met with annoyance, which confuses him. Get him! It's not like it has feelings. I'll get you out of there! I'm a real boy. He throws the flower down and walks away. You're just reeking of feminine beauty. I know that. You are what you eat, I said. FARQUAAD: Kill him if you have to--but get him! Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. FIONA: Well then why didn't he come rescue me? Donkey looks into her eyes as she pets his muzzle, and he calms down. I put up signs. The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. DONKEY: Ha-ha-ha! You're comin' with me. FARQUAAD: Indeed. Wild applause erupts from the guards. (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? No one answers. SHREK: Hi, everyone. Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. Shrek lightly tugs at the arrow but stops, wincing in pain. DONKEY: Yeah, right, brimstone. An ogress emerges from the cloud of flour, approaching Donkey. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. FIONA: Well(laughs) when one lives alone, uh, one has to learn these things in case there's athere's an arrow in your butt! I just-- I just --. The dragon pauses, looks at him inquisitively, and then smiles. Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. SHREK: (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside! DONKEY: You are mean to me! Nothing seems to be wrong with Donkey. MONSIEUR HOOD: I steal from the rich and give to the needy. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. Do you know the muffin man? SHREK: Because--because he's just marrying you so he can be king! She picks it up and looks around, then heads back inside and closes the door. Just look at that sunset. Listen to Jesus' crucifixion for example, it's odly interesting. They thought they was all of that. DONKEY: This is gonna be fun! Give me another chance! DONKEY: And you know what else? Fiona walks off, seemingly in a better mood than yesterday. Shrek walks over to the edge of the cliff and sits down. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. Shrek picks Fiona up and slings her over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. I think I need a hug. Farquaad snaps his fingers and is lifted onto his horse by his guard. A group of birds flocks out the top of the roof, startling Donkey. DONKEY: Ah! You and what army? Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. Donkey makes ready to run over and pull the lever again but Shrek quickly grabs him by the tail. Who'd want to live in place like that? That's what all the other knights did! DONKEY: Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. Thank you! Shrek pushes through the entrance's turnstile, but Donkey gets caught in it and lands on the ground with a thud. She reverts her attention back to the long-awaited Lord Farquaad. But you should. DONKEY: Shrek! Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. (Suggestively raises his eyebrows). Fiona grabs a nearby spiderweb from a tree branch and runs through the field, swinging it around to catch the bugs. SHREK: You're crazy. Right? (walks off). SHREK: You know, she's right. MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. 3. Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. FIONA: Wait--where are you going? (bounces and sways the bridge), SHREK: Oh, I'm sorry. DONKEY: Aww, that's beautiful. Oh. All right, ogre. Your flying days are over. The dragon chases after Donkey, stomping on the pile of knight remains in its way. I love it! This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. An image of Cinderella doing housework flips to a portrait of Cinderella in her ball gown putting on the glass slipper. (the dragon roars) I mean white, sparkling teeth! You're right. I mean, it's late. Now--. If we need you, I'll whistle. There are several functions that require your attendance, sir. FIONA: Of course, you are. T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. I guess uh Me and Pinocchio was going to catch a tournament, anyway, so uh.. Guards! Fiona stares at her wedding cake, pushing down a figure of Farquaad to show his actual height. They gaze up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations to Donkey. She said I was ugly! Shrek grins and gets up while Donkey is still crossing, launching him back to the other side. I love to talk. You're right, Donkey. Cause I will. They both shrug at each other. DONKEY: Hey what's your problem Shrek? DONKEY: Hey, what's that? Bee Movie (Script) Lyrics According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Come on! Shouldn't we stop to make camp? Shrek's ugly 24/7. (yanks the wreath off Donkey's head). Oh, no! SHREK: Enough! Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'. (to her stomach) Can you hear me? SHREK: Just keep moving. DONKEY: Hey, wait. Shrek runs inside without catching Donkey, who hits the ground hard. This be-ith our first meeting. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. (Walks passed Donkey). Fiona smacks Shrek on the back of the head and screams in frustration. Fiona gives Shrek one last spiteful look. (laughs). Shrek lets out a loud belch. She looks down at him with disgust, and then averts her attention to the window. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. All except for one with an image of Farquaad on it, which Dragon breaks with her fist. SHREK: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. She smiles as she turns around to walk up the windmill's steps. What's he like? SHREK: There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. As the sun sets, she changes into her ogre self. WOODEN PEOPLE: Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town / Here we have some rules let us lay them down / Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine / Duloc is perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your face / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is perfect place. What happened to you? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. Farquaad drops his weapon and looks up. Not by some ogre and hihihis pet. That was really scary. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. (drinks the mug in one gulp) Come on! And that's when you say, "I object!". I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. I really don't think this is a good idea. DONKEY: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? SHREK: Listen, little donkey. Come on, baby. Wait a minute! SHREK: Um, I, uh-- I guess we better move on. Shrek yelps and jumps away. FIONA: No! Guards! A man and woman run through the castle's entrance. Captain, round up some guests! A group of birds drapes a cloak made of flowers around Shrek's shoulders, much to his annoyance. FIONA: "By night one way, by day another." Shrek gets up on the ropes and interacts with the crowd, who have now begun to cheer for Shrek and Donkey. FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends". Do you want to sit down? SHREK: Does anyone else know where to find him? Fiona turns her attention away from the setting sun. Oh, God, I can't do this! SHREK: That'll do, Donkey. SHREK: So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle. DONKEY: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make (Gasps, seeing the skeleton of a horse). DONKEY: "I can't wait to get on the road again. Donkey: Oh, OK. All right, cool. No one likes a kiss ass. She hangs limply while Shrek carries her and Donkey walks behind them. Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. People take one look at me and go "Aah! DONKEY: Hey, don't look at me. Dark clouds block out the blue sky above them. Fiona backs up and gives Shrek a sheepish smile. Take love's true form. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Donkey sharply leans his head to the side, letting off a loud crack. Don't look down. He comes to a halt. Andhere they are! All is quiet and Fiona is nowhere to be seen. DONKEY: (chuckes along nervously) Uh, Shrek? What's your name? SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. Does anyone know the Heimlich?! DONKEY: Okay, so here's another question. Shrek sighs. Right. by . dropping the poster to the ground. SHREK: Oh, hey! Come on! I can't breathe. -Five shillings for the possessed toy. The music winds up and then the box doors open up. Layers! I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. Bouncy gameshow music begins to play. FIONA: Well that's what they always say and thenthenthen the next thing you know, you're on your back. I'm an ogre! (he throws away the onion and walks off). I'm still afraid of the dark. In three Halloween tales, Shrek and his friends tell scary stories, Ginormica and the Monsters fight mutant alien pumpkins, and Shrek battles a ghost. SHREK: Yeah, right before they burst into flames! You know what else? She lays back down and pretends to be asleep, clutching the bouquet to her breast. Shrek is walking towards the windmill with a sunflower in his hand, talking to himself. Now kiss me! DONKEY: Okay, okay. Donkey is talking to himself in his sleep. SHREK: Yeah. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Hmm? No navegador na aba Whatsapp faa a combinao te teclas Ctrl + Shift + i se preferir aperte F12 (Vai abrir a aba Dev Tools) na Dev Tools Encontre a aba Console e logo em baixo, voc encontrar uma linha. SHREK: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. Using himself as a screen, the Magic Mirror reveals three shadowy portraits of princesses. That's another thing we have in common. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know, I'm, uh(coughs) I'm an asthmatic, and I don't know if it'd work out if you're gonna blow smoke rings and stuff. I'm scarier than anything we're going to see in this forest. OLD WOMAN: No, no! FIONA: Please. FIONA: Oh, now you wanna talk? A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. Walking through a field at sunset. Fairy tale creatures." [Sighs] Guard 1: All right. I could feel it. Ha, ha! What are you doing? That was amazing! FARQUAAD: I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! Magnitude. There's so much to do! Cut it out! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. Only an occasional torch lights the way. As they reach the middle of the bridge the fire burns the bridge and it snaps in half. Understand? You go back. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. DONKEY: What did you do with the princess?! A limerick? He can talk! FIONA: Hey, wait. For her true love and true love's first kiss. Please people, like @codeforester, keep it simple; the best software always is. DONKEY: Yes, my half. As he walks off biting it, she licks her fingers. (the dragon growls) Oh, what large teeth you have! Shrek takes off his helmet and reveals his ogre self. This way! In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! (walks off). The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. He sighs and walks off. Donkey jumps after them. Shrek brings the knight over to Donkey, who leans on the ropes and headbutts the knight. SHREK: She wasn't talking about me? He rolls over, knocking Fiona off her feet and causing her to land on top of him. It breaks free of its ropes and begins to roll. SHREK: We? Next! DONKEY: Really? You're gonna tear it off. It's disgusting! MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. SHREK: Oh, yeah! I forgive youfor stabbing me in the back! DONKEY: Shrek there's something about her you don't know. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. The abandoned windmill is filed with shadows and cobwebs. You get it? Hidden in the shadows of the cave, Fiona's eyes were sympathetic. Shrek wakes up, smells the foods, and takes note of Fiona. Fiona goes inside the windmill, gives Shrek a look, and closes the door. But, Shrek? You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. I've heard enough. Panic-stricken, Fiona looks back fearfully at the setting sun. SHREK: (holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just settle this over a pint? Shrek is wary, while Donkey is downright terrified. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. (Advancing toward her) I'm a delivery boy. They all gasp as Shrek suddenly stops, having reached the end of the balcony Shrek spots a fallen column that has formed a sort of slide. SHREK: Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You gotta let me stay! FARQUAAD: Uh, Thelonius. Shrek looks around, noticing a man holding up a cue card up to the crowd that reads "APPLAUSE". FARQUAAD: Down to the last slime-covered toadstool. Donkey leans over him. DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. Shrek! PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. SHREK: Who's hungry? Good night. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. Shrek fiddles with the door handle, unable to open it. FIONA: The battle is won. (jumps down to the table). I know what I smell. It's no wonder why movie fans won't let go of the idea of Shrek 5. By myself, outside. SHREK: Wait a second. SHREK: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? DONKEY: It is, around your half. -This little wooden puppet. Shrek laughs, but then groans as Donkey doesn't get the joke. I'm so sorry. GINGERBREAD MAN: Don't tell him anything! DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. You're my rescuer. Havin' a good time, are ya? SHREK Got ya. I don't want to rush into a a physical relationship. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. Come on! Farquaad looks at her approvingly and the Captain claps. The pair walk off into the night with Shrek's torch lighting the way. Well, this is delicious. SHREK: I'm sorry. FARQUAAD: Then what are you waiting for? Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Dragon gently caresses Donkey with a single claw. She screams and lands on a sack of flour, launching a cloud of flour into the air. Well, ok, I ain't gonna lie. Shrek and Fiona try to grab each other's arms but are pulled away from each other. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. Really. Shrek yanks on the door handle only for it to snap off. Everybody loves cakes! Have at him! SHREK: Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? He walks up to the door and pauses outside when he hears Donkey and Fiona talking. That's my personal tail. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage. (turns). You're great pals, aren't ya? (Donkey stays silent). The crowd gasps and one person faints. You can't breathe a word. Shrek manages to pulls his arm free and he whistles loudly. DONKEY: (sniffs) Ohh! The group quickly climbs up to safety. I don't have time for this. DONKEY: I know you probably hear this all time from your food, but you must bleach, 'cause that is one dazzling smile you got there. They gaze into each other's eyes longingly. DONKEY: Princess? But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. -Get up! You don't need to fear harsh winters when you have central air. Incredible! Fiona looks at Donkey, cloaked in shadows, from up above on a platform. Never fear, for where, there's a will, there's a way and I have a way. SHREK: I, um, I was wonderingare you(sighs) Are you gonna eat that? I'm a real boy. The remaining guards let go of Shrek and Fiona, backing away. FIONA: Lord Farquaad, I accept. Farquaad points at Shrek. As you command,,,your Highness. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. FARQUAAD: PrincessFionashe's perfect. "Wanted. Shrek regards the handkerchief curiously and wipes off his sooty face with it, blackening it. SHREK: The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. (Grabs Gorder, but he escapes and lands on his shoulder. It is fucking amazing he does some rest I supposed, but he doesn't go down one bit, and he screams really really loud. (Smiles). So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? Shrek sighs in frustration and then begins pushing his way through the ropes. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! I was talkin' to you. For a moment they stare into each other's eyes. But that's why we gotta stick together. Help me! He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. Hey! 75 - "INTRO TO BARRY" INT. FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. FIONA: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. Tell me or I'll(he grabs one of Gingy's gumdrop buttons). Fiona hands it to Shrek and he grabs onto her hand. Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. DONKEY: I don't even wanna hear it. SHREK: I read it in a book once. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. Oh. Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. Let's get married today. It didn't come off no stone neither. Shrek's confused look turns into a big grin. You know you are quite a decorator. Fiona screams as Shrek suddenly smashes the door down with his shoulder, still holding onto her arm. I don't think this is fit for a princess. (Shrek slams the door, shutting Donkey outside) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I don't wanna go back there! Whoa! The big shiny one, right there. We both have layers. Farquaad grabs ahold of his crown and puts it on. FIONA: Hey! I know! They head off. Puss leaps onto the bed. Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. DONKEY: Yes. Dragon looks up at the chandelier hanging above them and gently lights its candles with her fire breath. Standing at the height of four and a half feet, he is much shorter than Fiona. The sun is just about to set. Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! Nobody move! I'm lookin' down! Suddenly he hears a far out yell from Shrek. You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. This would be so much easier if I wasn't color-blind! (sniffs) It's brimstone. She breathes a sigh of relief. You'll beg for death to save you! BISHOP: People of Duloc, we gather here today to bear witness to the union. Fiona glances nervously at the window, noticing the sun slowly dropping toward the horizon. I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? Shrek slides past the knights and uses a spear like a hockey stick to knock one of his feet. This one's full. Shrek is munching on an onion. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. SHREK: No! Butthy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. GET THE PDF. Shrek and Fiona walk down the aisle to their awaiting carriage, which is made of a giant onion. There's just me and my swamp. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek . FIONA: Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. "Shrek" was widely praised by critics and went on to . OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. DONKEY: You can't do this to me, Shrek. Dragon looks back at Donkey after him and Shrek climb off of her back. FARQUAAD: Excellent! -Oh, shut up. Please let me introduce myself. We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. The guards shout out different numbers while Farquaad frantically tries to decide. DONKEY: Shrek? I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. Very clean. They never last, do they? DONKEY: Hey, now. You're, uhuhehdifferent. Fiona is being fitted for her wedding dress. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! FIONA: But there's.robbers in the woods. Fiona smacks her reflection in the water, which splashes water onto Donkey. DONKEY: Stairs? Shrek: You're bothering me. Okay, here we go. They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood. Don't die Shrek. GINGY: No, no, not the buttons. I respect that, Shrek. Finally all the knights are down. Wake up and smell the pheromones. VILLAGER 1: Whoa. This is all wrong. SHREK: Ah, right on time. FIONA: Shrek! I'm okay. Wait wait--what are you doing?! Farquaad motions to the guards, who aim their crossbows at Shrek and Donkey. The Three Bears (minus Mama Bear) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can landetc. See that's your half, and this is my half. A mascot wearing a giant head resembling Farquaad stands at the end of the line. The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. SHREK: Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming? I don't give permission to-- hey! I'm a donkey. This was not Shrek's intention. Shrek and Fiona kiss and the kiss fades into their wedding kiss. End of story. Back, beast! The villager drops it. DONKEY: But that's it. DONKEY: Slow down. Donkey catches up to them. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Dragon ends up in front of them and breathes fire. DONKEY: Man that ain't nothin' but a bunch of little dots. You think that Shrek is your true love? OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! GINGY: Okay, I'll tell you. Now, if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home?! Ogres are not like cakes. Shrek angrily fights back and knocks out a few of the guards, but they are able to subdue him through sheer numbers. 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